Yorkshire Chat Up Lines

tootall at 00h29
05
Nov
2010
Yorkshire Chat Up Lines

1. Duz tha fart? Cos thas blown me away!
2. Me luv for thee is like shits - I just cant hold it in
3. Is there a mirror in thi knickers? Cos i can see me sen in em.
4. Tha body reminds me of a spanner...everytime i think of thee me nuts tighten
5. Tha might not be best lookin bird in here, but beauty is only just a leet switch away.

Won't tell you which one i used on my missus lol

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