Erectus Trouserious

The Erectus Trouserious or the Trouser snake is the worlds most venomous snake , its color varies from pink to brown, has no fangs average length 5 to 9 inches depending on subspecies and honesty of its owner . It appears in bedrooms but can be found in many unusual places , attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area , its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting up to 9 months , some are also known to attack men from behind